If I Was a Stripper

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Tiff is a winner, she's had the best She's had experience, she must be blessed But Katie is thinner and taller and strong The stories she tells they get longer and longer

Laura's a beginner, she's never been touched She'll never give in if you push her too much And there there's Samantha, cool and collect But She'll be a fuck up some day I expect

''-Chorus- These are my friends And when we get together We can tear the heart out of Jack the Ripper Lets just pretend that I can deliver I can rule the world if I was a stripper''

Beck is just dirty, she grew up too fast She's always had somebody kissing her Amanda Amanda, remember that name She entered the beauty quest and blew 'em all away

And what was the reason for Jessica's pain The bug up her ass finally got to her brain And I want to please you all tied up in chains Deliver, deliver, remember my name

Chorus

Desperate I was lying Unable to sleep In my ???? There is no place for the future queen of the golden strip pole

Erica is anxious ever since her arrest You can see it in her face, you can really feel the stress And last night I noticed that Haley was a mess As she hang out in my room and watched me undress

It really feels weird when I feel this way I wish it was something I could do every day Sometimes for pleasure sometimes for pain Did I lose you forever, are we on the same page

Chorus

If I was a stripper If I was a stripper If I was a stripper If I was a stripper